Microwave

microwave goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM thats pretty much what he do

he may look like a normal microwave, but he can secretly grow legs and grow up to 8'32. mmmmmm is that tall i dont even know, just know he;'s a normal homo just like you and he mneeds microwave rights, also this microwave can communnicate like "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

he has a mind of his own and he likes to heat stuff for fun, he normally avoids metal and stuff that can explode him. even if he does explode, he can always regerenarate like the legend he is, what a good microwave boi MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm yes

he's single sadly :( hopefully he'll find the right washing machine!

he also has good buttons, a good rusty shield, a good enter, a good plating, and a lovely place to put your spifes in!!

(i hate my wif. fathar i cannot click the book)

hehe 329 is the funniest number in the universe, i laugh, i laugh like im forced onto helium while babies stare at me from the distance.

also male which

oh yeh he lives in LUXEMBOURG.